Mercury Retrograde is awesome

Ten reasons Mercury Retrograde is awesome

Mercury Retrograde happens every 88 days, and won’t be stopping any time soon, so why all the doom and fear? Mercury retrograde is awesome and has amazing perks, especially for intuitive and highly sensitive people.

A tiny planet on it’s period is no need to panic

I look forward to it. I’m part of the 18% of quirky, out of the box people born in a mercury retrograde. When that little metal ball in the sky dances about, I flourish. But that’s just me. If you’re someone who feels less than flourishing, take advantage of heightened awareness to polish your intuition.

Ten reasons why Mercury Retrograde is awesome:

1. Answers arrive. As well as finding $100 in an old handbag or the phone charger you went mad looking for, answers arrive in unexpected ways. Abandoned relationships rekindle. Problems resolve in strange and unexpected ways. This is mercury thinking outside the box.

2. Healing the Past. Don’t be surprised if someone long gone surfaces to say hello. It’s a chance to clear emotional leftovers. 35 years ago I cheated on my fiancé with a nightclub DJ.

It wasn’t the classiest way to end a relationship but I didn’t need to be psychic to see getting married at that time would eat my brain. Last Mercury retrograde, zombie ex-fiancé surfaced. We swapped a few limp emails, and I congratulated myself on an excellent 1979 life choice of dumping his ass and keeping my perm.

3. Practice spiritual discernment. Mercury is a trickster. Recently I spoke to someone about to hand over $10,000 to “Psychic Laney” for remote healing and a shrine. Psychic Laney (not her real name, but close) had a cheap Wix website with purple background and flashing stars. There were no prices on her (very vague) services, so she could gauge her mark and set a price to suit.

Thanks to quick intervention by good friends, Psychic Laney’s mark escaped but only just. I’m encouraging this gentle and trusting man to report her and other scammers for fraud.

This fish got away, but I wonder how many other vulnerable people she’s built invisible $20,000 shrines to ward off invisible energies?

Use intuition and gut instinct choosing energy workers, healers and psychics. If the claim sounds too good to be true, it usually is. When Mercury does direct again, the truth will be known. Don’t end up poorer when it does.

4. Finish that e-course. Mercury retrograde is powerful for studies, so finish that course on how to see an aura. Not only will the links between the worlds be thin at this time, making all psychic work more intense, but finishing a course is one less item off your mind and you’ll be ready to move ahead when the planet goes direct again.

5. Car dance in traffic jams. Remember the god, Mercury – the guy with wings on his feet? He rules over travel, so when he’s prancing about backwards, relax.

Expect traffic jams, car troubles and late trains. Hone your clairaudience by noticing how many different sounds you can hear, or take headphones and listen to Katie Perry.

Mercury Retrograde is awesome

6. Get a reading or a healing. The absolute best time to get a reading or energy healing. Just make sure their name isn’t Psychic Laney. Use this reflective, dreamy time and turn inward to review, plan, or dream. Mercury’s backward ways offer new insights and 20/20 clarity now.

7. Meditate. Mercury rules connections of all kinds, and while a retrograde means regular communication might go a little screwy, it is tailor made for meditation and going within. Relax and let go like a balloon deflating, allowing this heightened time for better connection to your guidance.

8. Spirit guides might go on radio silence. And then again – there could be nothing. Trickster Mercury loves to hide things. Not all questions get answers and part of the fun in this earth life is not getting what we want. The challenge is patience – there is no answer now, and we must wait.

9. Bad guys get caught. The only reason to watch the news is when karma finally catches up with somebody doing the wrong thing. Mercury retrograde loves to uncover lies and corruption, at any level. Psychic scammers who charge a fortune to “lift bad energy” from vulnerable people will be charged with fraud, and Seaworld will free its whales. (And they are)

10. Laugh More. Mercury had the power to appease the gods and make them laugh. Take your spiritual growth less seriously and watch everyone else get their panties in a bunch over this time. I love keeping it real, so you can zoom ahead on your spiritual path without new age buzzwords or crushed purple velvet.

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Semi fictional story about me

In 1994, I had a midlife crisis, got a boob job and moved to Byron Bay.

Quickly realized there was nothing there but more boob jobs and white furniture, so I escaped faux-spiritual beach culture, went to Peru, and experimented with DMT.

While in Peru, fell in love with a Shaman who was really a plumber from Padstow, but stayed because of attachment issues.

After following a puma from the jungle, I holed up in a Scandi-style Air B’n’B and finally got enlightened.

Parts of this story are true.

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