Psychic readings served straight up with a side of sass
Psychic readings served straight up with a side of sass

WHAT'S YOUR

Psychic Strength?

Are you a visionary, a wise soothsayer, or a bold spiritual leader?

WHAT'S YOUR

Psychic Strength?

Are you a visionary, a wise soothsayer, or a bold spiritual leader?

I’m not your average psychic, but you knew that already.

 

You won’t find any crushed purple velvet turbans around here, but you will get #puppyspam

Dogs Rescued

Readings done

Cakes Eaten

Remotes Operated

…Your humour and down to earth approach to everything psychic and metaphysical is sooooo refreshing.” Zilke Davey

The only thing better than cake is dishing out awesome psychic morsels in readings and teaching others to do the same.

I’m irreverent and no B/S clairvoyant who never learned to work a TV remote. I can tune in to anyone easy as standing on my head, #becauseyoga,

but I wasn’t born this way.

It took too many rounds of life’s snakes and ladders before I finally “got” that I was psychic and then find proper training.

Turns out teaching aerobics for 25 years pays off when it comes to getting my point across, but I won’t make you do star jumps if we work together.

Delivering straight-up psychic guidance for whatever keeps you awake at night is my thing, and I especially love teaching other budding psychics to do the same, so that they can dazzle ’em with details and touch hearts too.

If you like a sassy straight-shooting style, book a reading, and if you’re ready to be a fearless 21st Century psychic who’s unapologetically herself AND makes money with her sacred work, I’ll order that cake now.

…Denise’s way of teaching is spot on, funny, companionate.” Sonya Schrufer

I probably already know the answer, but ask me anyway:

🔒 100% psychic, 0% pushy