
When you ask the cards 100 times…
You need answers, so you:
- Buy 10 oracle card decks because you want them all.
- Qhile you’re there get 10 crystals.
- Consult the cards for an answer.
- Doubt the answer.
- Try another oracle deck.
- Chant a bit to clear the energy.
- Ask identical question in three Psychic Facebook groups.
- Get 20 answers that don’t say anything plus one super annoying one.
- Read a ton of blogposts on how to get the right psychic answer.
- Ask Mum.
- Block the spammer pushing an overpriced “get psychic” course.
- Decide to give up.
- Text other friends to see what they say.
- Wear out your eyeballs searching for feathers on the street that might be signs.
- Watch 3 hours of videos teaching pointless crap that sounds like everybody else.
- Think about asking your Mum again.
- Compare your psychic gifts to everyone else and feel inferior.
- Swear you’ll never compare yourself to others again.
- Try one more time to get an answer, but now you’re really out of “the zone”.
- Pay big bucks booking a reading from someone famous.
or get the answer on my YouTube channel
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- Get the how-to’s on confirming your messages
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Hey!
Semi fictional story about me
In 1994, I had a midlife crisis, got a boob job and moved to Byron Bay.
Quickly realized there was nothing there but more boob jobs and white furniture, so I escaped faux-spiritual beach culture, went to Peru, and experimented with DMT.
While in Peru, fell in love with a Shaman who was really a plumber from Padstow, but stayed because of attachment issues.
After following a puma from the jungle, I holed up in a Scandi-style Air B’n’B and finally got enlightened.
Parts of this story are true.


