when you asked the cards 100 times

When you ask the cards 100 times…

You need answers, so you:

  • Buy 10 oracle card decks because you want them all.
  • Qhile you’re there get 10 crystals.
  • Consult the cards for an answer.
  • Doubt the answer.
  • Try another oracle deck.
  • Chant a bit to clear the energy.
  • Ask identical question in three Psychic Facebook groups.
  • Get 20 answers that don’t say anything plus one super annoying one.
  • Read a ton of blogposts on how to get the right psychic answer.
  • Ask Mum.
  • Block the spammer pushing an overpriced “get psychic” course.
  • Decide to give up.
  • Text other friends to see what they say.
  • Wear out your eyeballs searching for feathers on the street that might be signs.
  • Watch 3 hours of videos teaching pointless crap that sounds like everybody else.
  • Think about asking your Mum again.
  • Compare your psychic gifts to everyone else and feel inferior.
  • Swear you’ll never compare yourself to others again.
  • Try one more time to get an answer, but now you’re really out of “the zone”.
  • Pay big bucks booking a reading from someone famous.
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Semi fictional story about me

In 1994, I had a midlife crisis, got a boob job and moved to Byron Bay.

Quickly realized there was nothing there but more boob jobs and white furniture, so I escaped faux-spiritual beach culture, went to Peru, and experimented with DMT.

While in Peru, fell in love with a Shaman who was really a plumber from Padstow, but stayed because of attachment issues.

After following a puma from the jungle, I holed up in a Scandi-style Air B’n’B and finally got enlightened.

Parts of this story are true.

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